Thursday, April 19, 2012

I Swear this Place is Haunted

...indeed.  I say this for the whole purpose and realizaton of the truth when under the influence.  There is a study (google it) of drunktards pwing left and right on trivia and problem solving while hitting the bottle 'obtrusley'.

Not trunk under the table, but literally under the covers, I find myself dwelling on the awful things I just told my significant other. Yes, it is a he and has a penis cus that is what I am into.  Strictly peen since...well, since I fell head over heels over the member.  Fuck I totally side tracked.  My spelling is Prolly horrid, fucking smartphone can't handle beautifully sculptured fingers like mine.  Don't mid my grammar, think autocorrect.  If I don't make sense, fuck you for not knowing me better.

Ummm, I think I totally forgot where I was headed.  Hmmm, let me like side track again an stuffs. Gah!!!  This life sucks!!! Okay so it comes down to not knowing my bf, and he not know me really in return.  No wonder we still together.  It's like first date every day, WHEN I see him that is.  But I guess it works out since I never wanna marry and have childruhnz...I think I'll take up surrogate motherhood and drop the dueces eventually on him...cus I sorta hate him for being...himself :D

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Where are we headed...

...and what am I looking forward to?!?


Tuesday, April 17, 2012

So True

Sunday, April 15, 2012

This Weekend's Scheme

Nicole by OPI in "Ink a Dink a Pink" with China Glaze in "Luxe and Lush" tip.

Monday, February 6, 2012

The Nommiest Treat a 5'7-8ish Package COULD EVER HOLD!!


yummy

Who knew NFL was worth watching?!?

..I still don't think it is...but Danny Woodhead is worth every quarter and pending doom seconds of any game, scrimmage and watever other ESPN terminology there is that I am epic-failing to know and use.

Oh Dear Danny...you have my undivided attention. Never had Nebraska bred eye candy and can honestly say and believe whole-♥-edly that you are certainly the yummiest...and you can take that all the way to the motherchucking bank.

Oh Danny, Oh Danny...there are more than 39 reasons, more than 39 ways...I wish I can write a song about you Taylor style...though it would probably turn more like the Perry Farrell variety...or Uncle Luke...pending mood and wording *wink*, *wink*

Friday, January 20, 2012

Mah Name Is JU-LI-ET...

IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY...

So yea, its another Friday...got a groupon to spend $30 on youuurs truly. And afterward I want u to give it to me muddy-filthy.

FUN, FUN, FUN ,FUNNN.


Friday, January 13, 2012

The Devil's Advocate



If my abuelita heard me preaching any of this...she will serve me with a back-of-da-hand sermon betch slap of the pentecostal variety...but she doesn't read my bloooooog :D