The Nommiest Treat a 5'7-8ish Package COULD EVER HOLD!!

Who knew NFL was worth watching?!?
..I still don't think it is...but Danny Woodhead is worth every quarter and pending doom seconds of any game, scrimmage and watever other ESPN terminology there is that I am epic-failing to know and use.

Oh Dear Danny...you have my undivided attention. Never had Nebraska bred eye candy and can honestly say and believe whole-♥-edly that you are certainly the yummiest...and you can take that all the way to the motherchucking bank.

Oh Danny, Oh Danny...there are more than 39 reasons, more than 39 ways...I wish I can write a song about you Taylor style...though it would probably turn more like the Perry Farrell variety...or Uncle Luke...pending mood and wording *wink*, *wink*

Mah Name Is JU-LI-ET...

IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY...

So yea, its another Friday...got a groupon to spend $30 on youuurs truly. And afterward I want u to give it to me muddy-filthy.

FUN, FUN, FUN ,FUNNN.

The Devil's Advocate

If my abuelita heard me preaching any of this...she will serve me with a back-of-da-hand sermon betch slap of the pentecostal variety...but she doesn't read my bloooooog :D

FOR LOVE...

...IS WORTH THE FALL.

Bad Weekends Do Not Become Me!!!

...and thus I will take matters into my own hands going forward...I will not conform to your plans...because they truly suck caca.

Music = Life: AFI - "Jack the Ripper" (The Smiths Cover)

OK, I am so not biased when I say this is the most amazing, raw and memorable Smith's cover ever. Say what you will, I lurve AFI AFI AFIII <3 . Don't kid yourself and deny their talent to re-design a classic and controversial about a serial killer. AFI makes you wanna bump crotches to their version song repeatedly. And I am to lay to include the lyrics, so enjoy the video!

"IT'S OVER RICKY SCHWARTZ!"