Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
50 Shades of Lame
Fifty Shades Darker by E.L. JamesMy rating: 1 of 5 stars
Sequel to an over the top silly story about a 21 year old virgin turned anorexic nympho, who oddly enough cooks well, and a young sadistic billionaire turned sappy puppy in a period of 5 weeks.
It is not that the book is poorly written. The tale is just that poor. There is absolutely nothing appealing about this 'love story'. These characters aren't interesting despite being 'desirable' by...wait for it...everyone...and envied by all. But OH NO...they are self loathing and insecure! How could this be?!? They are perfect! You don't even know!
Ana's sub-conscience should quit that chit. Her 'inner goddess' is just the same useless twat.
Christian is a double-standard disturbed certifiable with too much money.
Also, these characters have too much sexy times and not nearly enough showers. If you are tired of boring pr0n and rather visualize said boring pr0n, the lame cliches, and the failed story plots..then '50 Shades of Lame' are the books for you.
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Monday, July 2, 2012
Friday, June 1, 2012
SCION's BONZAI 2012
SOOOO happy with this year's lineup. About time real music got recognized before it's featured on the next blockbuster's trailer...or Glee =X
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
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