There is Something Terribly Wrong...

...with this picture. Can you find what's wrong with it? Looook to the left. If you see the guy with a green parka and hood up, you went to far. Anything yet? How about that amazing manly body of moutains worn by an underager! I call shananigans!!! SHANANIGANS!!! It is simply not right to display all that painted sensuality on an innocent canvas. That is serious bait, NO FAIR. The 'To Catch a Preditor' pple are going to have a hell of a field day with this one. my face is too focused on that waist line for my own good I can't look, i just CAN'T. The pedo cougar animalistics in me would have to be surpressed...with some of the really strong stuff...overly dirty...the filthiest you can get...with extra olives...shaken...not stirred...please.

Better Late Than NEVER

So yeah this ho gets to keep his job by gaining 26 lbs...

It was anounced on 1/7/09 but i didn't think the news was that exciting. Hopefully i will be bitign my tongue once i get to watch the movie. Dont get my judgementally butt wrong. I DOOOO see the potential. Kid is adorable and his lack of experience with girls is ideal for the role. In other news...its all about Edward @ the end of the day. HAA!

Anypedo, Boy is 16, which is totally creepy how these old ass hags swoon over him. It's damn wrong! It's ok to sweat Edward, he is over 100 years old keke. But seriously, Taylor's mom must get herself a gat stat! These pedocougs want to be imprinted on, TRUST!

Congrats Taylor! Your innocense, immaturity and virginity will do Jacob Black justice in New Moon!