There is Something Terribly Wrong...

...with this picture. Can you find what's wrong with it? Looook to the left. If you see the guy with a green parka and hood up, you went to far. Anything yet? How about that amazing manly body of moutains worn by an underager! I call shananigans!!! SHANANIGANS!!! It is simply not right to display all that painted sensuality on an innocent canvas. That is serious bait, NO FAIR. The 'To Catch a Preditor' pple are going to have a hell of a field day with this one. my face is too focused on that waist line for my own good I can't look, i just CAN'T. The pedo cougar animalistics in me would have to be surpressed...with some of the really strong stuff...overly dirty...the filthiest you can get...with extra olives...shaken...not stirred...please.

New Moon Soundtrack...

...list has been released and of course I would post.

1. Death Cab For Cutie – Meet Me On The Equinox

2. Band Of Skulls – Friends

3. Thom Yorke – Hering Damage

4. Lykke Li – Possibility

5. The Killers – A White Demon Love Song

6. Anya Marina – Satellite Heart

7. Muse – I Belong To You (New Moon)

8. Bon Iver and St. Vincent – Rosyln

9. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club – Done All Wrong

10. Hurricane Bells – Monsters

11. Sea Wolf – The Violet Hour

12. Ok Go – Shooting The Moo

13. Grizzly Bear – Slow Life

14. Editors – No Sound But The Wind

15. Alexandre Desplat – New Moon (The Meadow)

Of Course I Would...NEW MOON Trailer!

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Thank You Drive Thru

May fans all over the world drool over this fan made poster, it is truly glorious. The only official thing about this is the head and the logo. We all know the fakery of the body and location!!! Still swoon worthy, thumbs up and a cyber gold aluminum star for a job well done.

New Name and Logo

Better Late Than NEVER

So yeah this ho gets to keep his job by gaining 26 lbs...

It was anounced on 1/7/09 but i didn't think the news was that exciting. Hopefully i will be bitign my tongue once i get to watch the movie. Dont get my judgementally butt wrong. I DOOOO see the potential. Kid is adorable and his lack of experience with girls is ideal for the role. In other news...its all about Edward @ the end of the day. HAA!

Anypedo, Boy is 16, which is totally creepy how these old ass hags swoon over him. It's damn wrong! It's ok to sweat Edward, he is over 100 years old keke. But seriously, Taylor's mom must get herself a gat stat! These pedocougs want to be imprinted on, TRUST!

Congrats Taylor! Your innocense, immaturity and virginity will do Jacob Black justice in New Moon!

'New Moon' director will be Chris Weitz

EW, Dec. 11 - "There will be a new director atop the Twilight franchise: and he'll be a man. Sources tell EW.com that Summit Entertainment is about to hire Chris Weitz (The Golden Compass) as the shepherd for New Moon, the second installment of Stephenie Meyer's best-selling Twilight series. Weitz is best-known for his work with his brother Paul. The two directed and produced American Pie and then were nominated for an Academy Award for best screenplay for About a Boy, which they also co-directed. Chris' first solo directing gig, The Golden Compass, didn't do well stateside but was a hit internationally."

The PLOT Thickens!!!

Yessir, this is another Twilighter POST. Some broad had the audacity to to write an article about C. Hardwicked (typo but im keeping it!) getting shit canned cause she is a woman. WTF? Aaaanyfemenism, im posting here in case she moderates my respose:

"Eh, to say she got fired cause "she is" a woman is an overstatement. Harwicke did not earn Summit $140 mil., STEPHENIE MEYER did. The Saga's loyal fanbase is to thank for the success. And why not reward the fans with a better directed sequel in timely manner before the actors get older? (Vampires dont age). If any of you READ the series, you will see how badly this movie was adapted. Not to forget to mention letting Stewart rephrase as she pleased. Though she is truly to thank for the casting of Robert, she really shouldn't be calling the shots as far as re-writing the book/script. Her portrayal of Bella was also pitiful. Bella can't be vulnerable and talk/walk like a man. What a load of crap. The best thing to come out of the movie was seeing all the characters come to life. With that said, like the HP movies, Summit is in the right by moving forward with the project and giving another director a chance to bring the saga to life."

Yeah i know, i so so nice girl. Seriously, 9 times outta 10 the gender card gets played to shadow poor performance. Good luck to Hardwicke on her furture endeavors.

Catherine Hardwicke is OFF "New Moon"

Summit Entertainment and director Catherine Hardwicke jointly announced today that the filmmaker will not be directing the next installment in the newly minted Twilight film franchise. Summit’s targeted end of 2009 or early 2010 release of the film, New Moon, does not work with Ms. Hardwicke’s required prep time to bring her vision of the film to the big screen. Thus as has been done before with many successful film franchises, the studio will employ a new director for New Moon.

“I am sorry that due to timing I will not have the opportunity to direct New Moon,” said Hardwicke. “Directing Twilight has been one of the great experiences of my life, and I am grateful to the fans for their passionate support of the film. I wish everyone at Summit the best with the sequel– it is a great story.”

“Catherine did an incredible job in helping us to launch the Twilight franchise and we thank her for all of her efforts and we very much hope to work with her on future Summit projects,” said Erik Feig, Summit’s President of Production. “We as a studio have a mandate to bring the next installment in the franchise to the big screen in a timely fashion so that fans can get more of Edward, Bella and all of the characters that Stephenie Meyer has created. We are able to pursue an aggressive time frame as we have the luxury of only adapting the novels into screenplays as opposed to having to create a storyline from scratch.”

PHAT UPDTATE:
BETCH got the PINK SLIP handed to her!
“The word from inside Summit is that Hardwicke, the acclaimed ‘Thirteen’ director, was ‘difficult’ and ‘irrational’ during the making of ‘Twilight.’” Another source revealed, “Summit didn’t like her. They’re saying the DP [director of photography] Elliot Davis is the one responsible for the film’s sumptuous visual look, that the editor Nancy Richardson had to save the film in post-production, and Summit thought Hardwicke’s [CAA] agent Beth Swofford was alternately ineffectual and hysterical [when it came to controlling her client].”

New Moon gets the Green Light!

After the truly glorious success of Twilight's opening day and midnight screenings ($35.7 mil), Summit has announced they will move forward on the production of the sequel "New Moon". I take pride in my contribution, or investment by admitting that i watched it a second time last night ^_^. This rounds up Twilight's big opening weekend closing at $70.5 domestically!