Late extended...

Sooo i can continue living with this guilt that after the last post's EDITs i missed the moviesmost anticipated bunch of leeches. And i think i hav come down to the conclusion that aside from Michael Sheen, only 2 other blood bag hunters made a an impression. So ive dedicated this post to The Volturi alone.

The Pros:
1. Aro: Michael Sheen played the don datta. Enough said.
2. Demitri: perfect hair, perfect face, parfect acting, perfectly sassy, DEMITRI PERFECTION!
3. Felix: co-stole every scene with Demitri. I pictured that guy from X-Men as Felix during my long obsession with TTS. And waddayaknow, Felix IS that guy from X-Men!
4. Jane: makeup artist and costume designer did a fabulous job. (they shoulda helped eddie out a lil more)
5. Marcus: frail and bored as expected.
6. Caius: eh, was as intimidating as expected.
7. Alec: did his best, and had a really kewl jacket! Also nice hair, but no where near as precious as Demitri.
8. Heidi: worked the awesome dress liek she was back on the catwalk for the 3.2 seconds she owned.

The Cons:
1. Aro: tidy do gave him a bad case of the box heads.
2. Demitri: we can't handle this level of perfection for more than the movie allowed. He is a tasty spoonful of vanilla pudding.
3. Felix: his naturally spiky do was perfect, however, stylist musta decided a $2 Kent Clark wig released his superman. Dude is 6'7 jacked! He doesn't need help tsk tsk tsk. On second thought, they probably didn't want him to outshine 'birthing hips' opening the whoopass can on him. **see PHAT EDIT **
4. Jane: tsk tsk tsk. Dakota, please read the book honey. As much as i like you, i have to say that the childlike behaviour of Jane does not include STANK FACE! IF this was how it is written in your script, i demand you go back and look up STANK FACE! I bet it isn't on there. But you were really purdy...
5. Marcus: refer #5 on prev. list.
6. Caius: for as much touring they did with this hoe, he served his charcater irrelevancy. And WTF died on his head? Or maybe a soggy bowl of Chicken Ramen fell on his dome. Probably the same disaster that victimized Rosalie.
7. Alec: refer to #6 above.
8. Heidi: she owned 3.2 seconds.

I love this pple, i reallly do. But the true stars of the cast were not fairly included in all the tours and dutiful mag spreads/promotions. And i demand this gets corrected at once! Cameron Bright (Alec), Dakota Fanning (Jane) and Jamie Campbell-Bower (Caius) were out and about promoting TTS:NM. So their performances were highly anticipated and sadly came to be shadowed by the GLORIOUS Daniel Cudmore (Felix) and Charley Bewley (Demitri)!!!


PHAT EDIT!!!:
Eww this jackass did it to himself. I do not approve

Sadness...

Better late thank never

Or should i just be honest and say i'm too opinionated to keep my trap shut? Hmph, i'll keep it light i prooooomise!

The Pros:
1. Edward: tho hoe's been looking like an old hag, still awesome character.
2. Soundtrack & Score: the best compilation to match a movie thus far. The score was also very well composed.
3. Jacob: Taylor made the blue balled hormone raging underage jealous typical immature BOY a lot less annoying and wholesome cute little button that made me want to poke my eyes out everytime he took off his shirt. Dewd is jailbait!
4. Alice: always the perfect fit and spot on protrayal of character. Thumbs up on the wig upgrade!
5. Bella: MUCH improvement. I'd say by 75%. Less twitchy(her godgiventalent by all intended purposes) and neuroticmess.
6. Team Eddie or Jake?: thing is so whack to even type. But i have to admit that her chemistry with Taylor>Robbert.
7. Classmates: hilarious as always and i demand MORE.
8. Adaptation: Was on point. Chris Weitz did an amazing job from pushing scenes to be written back into the screenplay to keeping the movie as true to the book as 2 hours and 16 minutes can allow!

The Cons:
1. CGI: seemed a little outdated. That can totally be faulted to the budget struggle.
2. Classmates: refer to #7 above.
3. 3/5 of the Wolfpack: wat is the point of airbrushing abmusculature on a pouch brought to you by neglect to get in shape in time for the MOVIE with a side of lard & beer? Ok mayyybe I'm exaggerating since the time between casting and movie was fairly short. But seriously, were all the hawt hoez asking for too much cash money while casting? Slap-a-bitch was not invented w/o purpose. If you casting folks are confused on what that is, GOOGLE IT. I'm sure you'll find tutorials on YouTube. And I do say 3/5 WOLFPACK wit the exception of that Alex Meraz guy. He's always been in niiice shape. (advise to 3/5 of wolfpack) psst, cut back on the Tim Horton's.
4. Jacob: forgot to wear a shirt A lot, body was steaming under pouring rain...he is underage.
5. Comedy: i laughed, and laughed, and laughed. Only that scenes weren't supposed to be funny? Dangit Edward, u give me the tickles when u run and sparkle. Don't worry, u'll always be my #1 sparklepire muah!

Ahh, lookie here...more pros than cons. Tinis, custom apparel and sneaking of booze into The Twilight Saga: New Moon on 11/19-20 2:30amish with the Nerd Herd = a damn good memorabletimebitchez!

EDIT: Okay i break promises. I can' keep things any lighter than Kanye's ego on his personal blog WHICH IS THE BEST OF ALL TIME, ALLL TIIIME!

EDIT: Kanye snatched my keyboard, ergo the caps lock episode...see above...ok yeah lame >.<

There is Something Terribly Wrong...

...with this picture. Can you find what's wrong with it? Looook to the left. If you see the guy with a green parka and hood up, you went to far. Anything yet? How about that amazing manly body of moutains worn by an underager! I call shananigans!!! SHANANIGANS!!! It is simply not right to display all that painted sensuality on an innocent canvas. That is serious bait, NO FAIR. The 'To Catch a Preditor' pple are going to have a hell of a field day with this one. my face is too focused on that waist line for my own good I can't look, i just CAN'T. The pedo cougar animalistics in me would have to be surpressed...with some of the really strong stuff...overly dirty...the filthiest you can get...with extra olives...shaken...not stirred...please.

New Moon Soundtrack...

...list has been released and of course I would post.

1. Death Cab For Cutie – Meet Me On The Equinox

2. Band Of Skulls – Friends

3. Thom Yorke – Hering Damage

4. Lykke Li – Possibility

5. The Killers – A White Demon Love Song

6. Anya Marina – Satellite Heart

7. Muse – I Belong To You (New Moon)

8. Bon Iver and St. Vincent – Rosyln

9. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club – Done All Wrong

10. Hurricane Bells – Monsters

11. Sea Wolf – The Violet Hour

12. Ok Go – Shooting The Moo

13. Grizzly Bear – Slow Life

14. Editors – No Sound But The Wind

15. Alexandre Desplat – New Moon (The Meadow)

Of Course I Would...NEW MOON Trailer!

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Thank You Drive Thru

May fans all over the world drool over this fan made poster, it is truly glorious. The only official thing about this is the head and the logo. We all know the fakery of the body and location!!! Still swoon worthy, thumbs up and a cyber gold aluminum star for a job well done.

New Name and Logo

Better Late Than NEVER

So yeah this ho gets to keep his job by gaining 26 lbs...

It was anounced on 1/7/09 but i didn't think the news was that exciting. Hopefully i will be bitign my tongue once i get to watch the movie. Dont get my judgementally butt wrong. I DOOOO see the potential. Kid is adorable and his lack of experience with girls is ideal for the role. In other news...its all about Edward @ the end of the day. HAA!

Anypedo, Boy is 16, which is totally creepy how these old ass hags swoon over him. It's damn wrong! It's ok to sweat Edward, he is over 100 years old keke. But seriously, Taylor's mom must get herself a gat stat! These pedocougs want to be imprinted on, TRUST!

Congrats Taylor! Your innocense, immaturity and virginity will do Jacob Black justice in New Moon!

I Introduce to You...

...the possible Jacob Black for New Moon, Michael Copon. He is rumoured to be after the role. This is the most decent picture I can find. The rest screamed "gay porn potential" face, and that ladies & gentlemen, made me feel uncomfy. ENJOY!! And good luck to Michael! I can care less if this hawt piece gets the job. All the besties know that I'll be snoozing 'til the last quarter of the movie!

'New Moon' director will be Chris Weitz

EW, Dec. 11 - "There will be a new director atop the Twilight franchise: and he'll be a man. Sources tell EW.com that Summit Entertainment is about to hire Chris Weitz (The Golden Compass) as the shepherd for New Moon, the second installment of Stephenie Meyer's best-selling Twilight series. Weitz is best-known for his work with his brother Paul. The two directed and produced American Pie and then were nominated for an Academy Award for best screenplay for About a Boy, which they also co-directed. Chris' first solo directing gig, The Golden Compass, didn't do well stateside but was a hit internationally."

The PLOT Thickens!!!

Yessir, this is another Twilighter POST. Some broad had the audacity to to write an article about C. Hardwicked (typo but im keeping it!) getting shit canned cause she is a woman. WTF? Aaaanyfemenism, im posting here in case she moderates my respose:

"Eh, to say she got fired cause "she is" a woman is an overstatement. Harwicke did not earn Summit $140 mil., STEPHENIE MEYER did. The Saga's loyal fanbase is to thank for the success. And why not reward the fans with a better directed sequel in timely manner before the actors get older? (Vampires dont age). If any of you READ the series, you will see how badly this movie was adapted. Not to forget to mention letting Stewart rephrase as she pleased. Though she is truly to thank for the casting of Robert, she really shouldn't be calling the shots as far as re-writing the book/script. Her portrayal of Bella was also pitiful. Bella can't be vulnerable and talk/walk like a man. What a load of crap. The best thing to come out of the movie was seeing all the characters come to life. With that said, like the HP movies, Summit is in the right by moving forward with the project and giving another director a chance to bring the saga to life."

Yeah i know, i so so nice girl. Seriously, 9 times outta 10 the gender card gets played to shadow poor performance. Good luck to Hardwicke on her furture endeavors.

Catherine Hardwicke is OFF "New Moon"

Summit Entertainment and director Catherine Hardwicke jointly announced today that the filmmaker will not be directing the next installment in the newly minted Twilight film franchise. Summit’s targeted end of 2009 or early 2010 release of the film, New Moon, does not work with Ms. Hardwicke’s required prep time to bring her vision of the film to the big screen. Thus as has been done before with many successful film franchises, the studio will employ a new director for New Moon.

“I am sorry that due to timing I will not have the opportunity to direct New Moon,” said Hardwicke. “Directing Twilight has been one of the great experiences of my life, and I am grateful to the fans for their passionate support of the film. I wish everyone at Summit the best with the sequel– it is a great story.”

“Catherine did an incredible job in helping us to launch the Twilight franchise and we thank her for all of her efforts and we very much hope to work with her on future Summit projects,” said Erik Feig, Summit’s President of Production. “We as a studio have a mandate to bring the next installment in the franchise to the big screen in a timely fashion so that fans can get more of Edward, Bella and all of the characters that Stephenie Meyer has created. We are able to pursue an aggressive time frame as we have the luxury of only adapting the novels into screenplays as opposed to having to create a storyline from scratch.”

PHAT UPDTATE:
BETCH got the PINK SLIP handed to her!
“The word from inside Summit is that Hardwicke, the acclaimed ‘Thirteen’ director, was ‘difficult’ and ‘irrational’ during the making of ‘Twilight.’” Another source revealed, “Summit didn’t like her. They’re saying the DP [director of photography] Elliot Davis is the one responsible for the film’s sumptuous visual look, that the editor Nancy Richardson had to save the film in post-production, and Summit thought Hardwicke’s [CAA] agent Beth Swofford was alternately ineffectual and hysterical [when it came to controlling her client].”

New Moon gets the Green Light!

After the truly glorious success of Twilight's opening day and midnight screenings ($35.7 mil), Summit has announced they will move forward on the production of the sequel "New Moon". I take pride in my contribution, or investment by admitting that i watched it a second time last night ^_^. This rounds up Twilight's big opening weekend closing at $70.5 domestically!