Be Thankful not HATEFUL!!!

No shit sherlock, of course I'm thanksful for God, family and friends. But I'm going to list the othe thingies i give thanks for. My Top 10 for you bitchez, in case ya'll question!

10. Sweet Breath peppermint drops - i suck on them, they are so so tasty.
09. Snow - ok not fully thankful. Buttt, "no snow...no snowboarding".
08. Forever21 - cutest & cheapest sweaters evarrr.
07. My Potato Salad - It's a hit, always a request. No cooking brainstorming!!
06. Twilight Soundtrack - fuel for my obsession, OME.
05.5 Extra Dirty Goose - serious business when i list this.
05. Wine - covers all kinds of moods.
04. Black Clothes - so sharp, so easy, leaves the bestest impression IMHO.
03. Scarves - truly glorious. my favorite accessory.
02. Edward Cullen - woahmance gawd. Coulda list Twilight Saga, but its' all about Edward!
01. ME BETCH!!! -i am thankful for being so diff. and yet relate-able. i so so awesome.

Have the happiest thanksgiving!!! And don't be one of those ASSHOLES that pass on dessert or seconds. Its the fucking holiday! Stuff your pie hole, momma said don't be stuck up!

Ewww, this soooo remids me of the time i used to read YM mag. Thats back when i was tween. On one of their holiday issues, they advised girls to "kindly" pass on certain sides and to "sneak" out and jog around the neighborhood. Go for a fucking JOG?!?, in the middle of fucking dinner?!? So silly, i woulda just told a bitch to kindly ask for seconds and sneak out to barf. Why couldnt they be honest. Hmm, maybe the kindly and the jogging was just code talk for eat and hurl. Grossness, blasphemy, that kinda talk makes me wanna slap a bitch. Why take food for granted? TSK TSK TSK. I will kindly take seconds and nap. But thats just me ^_^.

Drinking Red Wine

Herrow to all my hawt winos! No pun intended...watevarr, just wanted to share share share. Nothing but my lonely drinking and secret kareoke pretending :-x triggers me to post this hawt shit:

Amy Winehouse - Tears Dry on Their Own

"I cannot play myself again,
I should just be my own best friend,
Not fuck myself in the head with stupid men"

Fuck yes, crackie knows what she singing about. I love how complex and fucked up her music is. May not fully relate, but i do enjoy me some crack music...'tis all!

Excuse His Chola Beauty

HA! one of my favorite episodes of cops. Not like i watch them bust trailer park trollops anymore, my time is too precious to bother with such petty things like that. The skanks from Reno 911 are far more entertaining. Besides, First 48 is the new Cops! Above is the classiest tranny of all time and the cops just wanna bust our beloved Stephen cus he is trully chola brow royalty. Why couldn't they just excuse his beauty?

Why Guys Should Wear Scarves...

...And this is the reason; LEARN SOMETHING!!! Nuff' said. Thank you drive thruuuuu.

I FOUND SEBASTIAN

TRULY Glorious Breaking News:
Please call off ALL search parties stat. My little frenchie press has been located, and yes his name is Sebastian. Don't JUDGE! Poor thing was cold, lonely and dismembered, sadness. He is on the brightest road to recovery @Godspeed. I thank you all for your prayers. Sebastian sends his thanks as well. He can't wait to get reunited with Expresso.

New Moon gets the Green Light!

After the truly glorious success of Twilight's opening day and midnight screenings ($35.7 mil), Summit has announced they will move forward on the production of the sequel "New Moon". I take pride in my contribution, or investment by admitting that i watched it a second time last night ^_^. This rounds up Twilight's big opening weekend closing at $70.5 domestically!

Don't Faint