Monday, February 9, 2009

Shenanigans! I Call Shenanigans!!!

It has taken me some strength and time to openly talk about this. The deliciousness that graces my taste buddz everytime i bring the party, has decided to part ways with me. The mothefuckers have truly shattered my dreams that on my wedding day everyone will enjoy the delicacy that is Mondoro Asti. These pple hsd the balls to run champagneblockery all over my life! It has been confirmed to me that Mondoro Asti is no longer distributed in our rotten state of NY, and that possibly, the champagneblockery will continue and annouce that they are NO LONGER PRODUCING IT! THE FUCK?!? How dare they? Piss off and burn fuckers!

1 comment:

  1. Well, I will try to get it foer you when i am in PA, But remember, Canada is only about 1 hour away. You can always go a find out where to get it, and for your wedding day we can go ang get a box or two abd celebrate or get drunk off our asses and pee of the bridge directlly in the falls!!! What do you think? Anyways, I will make all possible to get your champagne. Love; Your brother... Ray-