Thursday, December 17, 2009

Music = Life: "Happy You're Gone" - Placebo

"Happy You're Gone"

Breathe me every time you close your eyes
Taste me every time you cry
This memory will fade away and die
Just for today breathe me and say goodbye

How many times? How many times?
Now I can't look you in the eye
Now I can't look you in the eye
How many times? How many times?
Now I can't look you in the eye

See me in the eyes of another's child
Turn away when you see me walking by once in a while
This melody will fade away and die
Just for today breathe me and say goodbye

How many times? How many times?
Now I can't look you in the eye
Now I can't look you in the eye
How many times? How many times?
Now I can't look you in the eye

And I don't even want to try
My, my, my, my
'Cause every word from you is a lie
My, my, my, my, my, my

How many times? How many times?
Now I can't look you in the eye
Now I can't look you in the eye
How many times? How many times?
Now I can't look you in the eye

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Late extended...

Sooo i can continue living with this guilt that after the last post's EDITs i missed the moviesmost anticipated bunch of leeches. And i think i hav come down to the conclusion that aside from Michael Sheen, only 2 other blood bag hunters made a an impression. So ive dedicated this post to The Volturi alone.

Demetri and Alice
The Pros:
1. Aro: Michael Sheen played the don datta. Enough said.
2. Demitri: perfect hair, perfect face, parfect acting, perfectly sassy, DEMITRI PERFECTION!
3. Felix: co-stole every scene with Demitri. I pictured that guy from X-Men as Felix during my long obsession with TTS. And waddayaknow, Felix IS that guy from X-Men!
4. Jane: makeup artist and costume designer did a fabulous job. (they shoulda helped eddie out a lil more)
5. Marcus: frail and bored as expected.
6. Caius: eh, was as intimidating as expected.
7. Alec: did his best, and had a really kewl jacket! Also nice hair, but no where near as precious as Demitri.
8. Heidi: worked the awesome dress liek she was back on the catwalk for the 3.2 seconds she owned.

The Cons:
1. Aro: tidy do gave him a bad case of the box heads.
2. Demitri: we can't handle this level of perfection for more than the movie allowed. He is a tasty spoonful of vanilla pudding.
3. Felix: his naturally spiky do was perfect, however, stylist musta decided a $2 Kent Clark wig released his superman. Dude is 6'7 jacked! He doesn't need help tsk tsk tsk. On second thought, they probably didn't want him to outshine 'birthing hips' opening the whoopass can on him. **see PHAT EDIT **
4. Jane: tsk tsk tsk. Dakota, please read the book honey. As much as i like you, i have to say that the childlike behaviour of Jane does not include STANK FACE! IF this was how it is written in your script, i demand you go back and look up STANK FACE! I bet it isn't on there. But you were really purdy...
5. Marcus: refer #5 on prev. list.
6. Caius: for as much touring they did with this hoe, he served his charcater irrelevancy. And WTF died on his head? Or maybe a soggy bowl of Chicken Ramen fell on his dome. Probably the same disaster that victimized Rosalie.
7. Alec: refer to #6 above.
8. Heidi: she owned 3.2 seconds.

I love this pple, i reallly do. But the true stars of the cast were not fairly included in all the tours and dutiful mag spreads/promotions. And i demand this gets corrected at once! Cameron Bright (Alec), Dakota Fanning (Jane) and Jamie Campbell-Bower (Caius) were out and about promoting TTS:NM. So their performances were highly anticipated and sadly came to be shadowed by the GLORIOUS Daniel Cudmore (Felix) and Charley Bewley (Demitri)!!!

Eww this jackass did it to himself. I do not approve


Monday, December 7, 2009

Better late thank never

Or should i just be honest and say i'm too opinionated to keep my trap shut? Hmph, i'll keep it light i prooooomise!

The Pros:
1. Edward: tho hoe's been looking like an old hag, still awesome character.
2. Soundtrack & Score: the best compilation to match a movie thus far. The score was also very well composed.
3. Jacob: Taylor made the blue balled hormone raging underage jealous typical immature BOY a lot less annoying and wholesome cute little button that made me want to poke my eyes out everytime he took off his shirt. Dewd is jailbait!
4. Alice: always the perfect fit and spot on protrayal of character. Thumbs up on the wig upgrade!
5. Bella: MUCH improvement. I'd say by 75%. Less twitchy(her godgiventalent by all intended purposes) and neuroticmess.
6. Team Eddie or Jake?: thing is so whack to even type. But i have to admit that her chemistry with Taylor>Robbert.
7. Classmates: hilarious as always and i demand MORE.
8. Adaptation: Was on point. Chris Weitz did an amazing job from pushing scenes to be written back into the screenplay to keeping the movie as true to the book as 2 hours and 16 minutes can allow!

The Cons:
1. CGI: seemed a little outdated. That can totally be faulted to the budget struggle.
2. Classmates: refer to #7 above.
3. 3/5 of the Wolfpack: wat is the point of airbrushing abmusculature on a pouch brought to you by neglect to get in shape in time for the MOVIE with a side of lard & beer? Ok mayyybe I'm exaggerating since the time between casting and movie was fairly short. But seriously, were all the hawt hoez asking for too much cash money while casting? Slap-a-bitch was not invented w/o purpose. If you casting folks are confused on what that is, GOOGLE IT. I'm sure you'll find tutorials on YouTube. And I do say 3/5 WOLFPACK wit the exception of that Alex Meraz guy. He's always been in niiice shape. (advise to 3/5 of wolfpack) psst, cut back on the Tim Horton's.
4. Jacob: forgot to wear a shirt A lot, body was steaming under pouring rain...he is underage.
5. Comedy: i laughed, and laughed, and laughed. Only that scenes weren't supposed to be funny? Dangit Edward, u give me the tickles when u run and sparkle. Don't worry, u'll always be my #1 sparklepire muah!

Ahh, lookie here...more pros than cons. Tinis, custom apparel and sneaking of booze into The Twilight Saga: New Moon on 11/19-20 2:30amish with the Nerd Herd = a damn good memorabletimebitchez!

EDIT: Okay i break promises. I can' keep things any lighter than Kanye's ego on his personal blog WHICH IS THE BEST OF ALL TIME, ALLL TIIIME!

EDIT: Kanye snatched my keyboard, ergo the caps lock episode...see above...ok yeah lame >.<

Happy Happy...

I'll make this as corny as possible so...


Okkk, I've neglected this thing long enough but not w/o much reason. Frankly, I've just been way to kewl for my own good to go off and ramble...Fine u got me!!! My head has been in between books and work. Pshh!