Monday, December 22, 2008


Thursday, December 18, 2008


Tuesday, December 16, 2008

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. !
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana'
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's Called ... THERAPY

Monday, December 15, 2008

I Introduce to You...

...the possible Jacob Black for New Moon, Michael Copon. He is rumoured to be after the role. This is the most decent picture I can find. The rest screamed "gay porn potential" face, and that ladies & gentlemen, made me feel uncomfy. ENJOY!! And good luck to Michael! I can care less if this hawt piece gets the job. All the besties know that I'll be snoozing 'til the last quarter of the movie!


It's officially November 20, 2009!!!


Saturday, December 13, 2008


Friday, December 12, 2008

Scarlet Takes a Tumble

LMFAO, truly the most mood lifting regimen. Prozac ain't got shit on SCARLET...TRUST

'New Moon' director will be Chris Weitz

EW, Dec. 11 - "There will be a new director atop the Twilight franchise: and he'll be a man. Sources tell that Summit Entertainment is about to hire Chris Weitz (The Golden Compass) as the shepherd for New Moon, the second installment of Stephenie Meyer's best-selling Twilight series. Weitz is best-known for his work with his brother Paul. The two directed and produced American Pie and then were nominated for an Academy Award for best screenplay for About a Boy, which they also co-directed. Chris' first solo directing gig, The Golden Compass, didn't do well stateside but was a hit internationally."

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Kitty Cracked out on Brocc.

Highlight for me was at 0:42...Enjoy!!!

RECIPE: Red Velvet Cupcakes

Truly Glorious challenge for Yen and I. We will be nice enough to try these suckers out to include in our holiday dessert buffet...I will be updating with our process and final product! But I thought I'd share the find below:

Courtesey of the awesome Terri Wahl

Prep time:
50 min
Inactive Prep time:
30 min
Cook time:
55 min
Total time:
2 hr 15 min

For the cupcakes:
15 1/2 ounces all-purpose flour
1 1/4 teaspoons baking soda
1 1/4 teaspoons salt
1 1/4 teaspoons unsweetened cocoa powder
1 1/2 cups vegetable oil
13 ounces granulated sugar
1 1/4 cups buttermilk
3 eggs
2 tablespoons plus 2 teaspoons red food coloring
1 1/4 teaspoons vinegar (white or apple cider can both work)
1 1/4 teaspoons vanilla extract
1/8 cup water

For the cream cheese frosting:
1 1/2 pounds cream cheese, room temperature
1 pound butter, room temperature
2 pounds powdered sugar, sifted
1 tablespoon vanilla extract

For the cupcakes:
Preheat oven 350 degrees F.
Sift together flour, baking soda, salt, and cocoa powder into a bowl and set aside.
In a mixer fitted with paddle attachment, mix oil, sugar, and buttermilk until combined. Add eggs, food coloring, vinegar, vanilla and water and mix well. Add the dry ingredients a little bit at a time and mix on low, scraping down sides occasionally, and mix until just combined. Be sure not to over mix, or the batter will come out tough.
Line a 16-cup cupcake pan with paper liners, scoop the batter into the liners and bake at 350 degrees F for 20 to 30 minutes or until the toothpick comes out clean. Let cool.

For the cream cheese frosting:
Whip the butter and cream cheese together in a mixer fitted with a paddle attachment until creamed. Gradually add powdered sugar to the mixture and scrape down the bowl as needed. Add the vanilla and mix until combined.
The frosting can be used right away, or stored in the refrigerator up to a week.
Frost cooled cupcakes with the cream cheese frosting.


Monday, December 8, 2008

The PLOT Thickens!!!

Yessir, this is another Twilighter POST. Some broad had the audacity to to write an article about C. Hardwicked (typo but im keeping it!) getting shit canned cause she is a woman. WTF? Aaaanyfemenism, im posting here in case she moderates my respose:

"Eh, to say she got fired cause "she is" a woman is an overstatement. Harwicke did not earn Summit $140 mil., STEPHENIE MEYER did. The Saga's loyal fanbase is to thank for the success. And why not reward the fans with a better directed sequel in timely manner before the actors get older? (Vampires dont age). If any of you READ the series, you will see how badly this movie was adapted. Not to forget to mention letting Stewart rephrase as she pleased. Though she is truly to thank for the casting of Robert, she really shouldn't be calling the shots as far as re-writing the book/script. Her portrayal of Bella was also pitiful. Bella can't be vulnerable and talk/walk like a man. What a load of crap. The best thing to come out of the movie was seeing all the characters come to life. With that said, like the HP movies, Summit is in the right by moving forward with the project and giving another director a chance to bring the saga to life."

Yeah i know, i so so nice girl. Seriously, 9 times outta 10 the gender card gets played to shadow poor performance. Good luck to Hardwicke on her furture endeavors.

PhotoCHOPERS : Jessica Alba for Campari

Truly Glorious! She is still ridiculously good looking, but this makes me feel happy so there betch! OK so like, is it safe to say i like the original better? The xtras look good on her ^_^

Catherine Hardwicke is OFF "New Moon"

Summit Entertainment and director Catherine Hardwicke jointly announced today that the filmmaker will not be directing the next installment in the newly minted Twilight film franchise. Summit’s targeted end of 2009 or early 2010 release of the film, New Moon, does not work with Ms. Hardwicke’s required prep time to bring her vision of the film to the big screen. Thus as has been done before with many successful film franchises, the studio will employ a new director for New Moon.

“I am sorry that due to timing I will not have the opportunity to direct New Moon,” said Hardwicke. “Directing Twilight has been one of the great experiences of my life, and I am grateful to the fans for their passionate support of the film. I wish everyone at Summit the best with the sequel– it is a great story.”

“Catherine did an incredible job in helping us to launch the
Twilight franchise and we thank her for all of her efforts and we very much hope to work with her on future Summit projects,” said Erik Feig, Summit’s President of Production. “We as a studio have a mandate to bring the next installment in the franchise to the big screen in a timely fashion so that fans can get more of Edward, Bella and all of the characters that Stephenie Meyer has created. We are able to pursue an aggressive time frame as we have the luxury of only adapting the novels into screenplays as opposed to having to create a storyline from scratch.”

BETCH got the PINK SLIP handed to her!
“The word from inside Summit is that Hardwicke, the acclaimed ‘Thirteen’ director, was ‘difficult’ and ‘irrational’ during the making of ‘Twilight.’” Another source revealed, “Summit didn’t like her. They’re saying the DP [director of photography] Elliot Davis is the one responsible for the film’s sumptuous visual look, that the editor Nancy Richardson had to save the film in post-production, and Summit thought Hardwicke’s [CAA] agent Beth Swofford was alternately ineffectual and hysterical [when it came to controlling her client].”

Friday, December 5, 2008

Music = Life: Breaking Benjamin "Diary of Jane" (accoustic)

Yuppers, another repeat mode. ENJOY!!!

If I had to
I would put myself right beside you
So let me ask
Would you like that? Would you like that?
And I don't mind
If you say this love is the last time
So now I'll ask
Do you like that? Do you like that?

Something's getting in the way
Something's just about to break
I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane
So tell me how it should be
Try to find out what makes you tick
As I lie down
Sore and sick
Do you like that? Do you like that?
There's a fine line between love and hate
And I don't mind
Just let me say that I like that
I like that

Something's getting in the way
Something's just about to break
I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane
As I burn another page
As I look the other way
I still try to find my place in the diary of Jane
So tell me how it should be

Desperate, I will crawl
Waiting for so long
No love, there is no love
Die for anyone
What have I become

Something's getting in the way
Something's just about to break
I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane
As I burn another page
As I look the other way
I still try to find my placeIn the diary of Jane

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Music = Life: Yiruma

Once in a while I come accros artists wih pieces i'm instantly drawn to. Leaving a desire for more...Yiruma started to learn the piano at home in Korea at the age of 5. Yiruma (born 15 Feb 1978, currently 30 years old, Seoul, Korea) is a South Korean piano music composer. source: Wiki - Yiruma

Here are my faves in no particular order:
Kiss the Rain - will make you rain dance
River Flows in You - unofficial Bella's Lullaby
Moonlight - i dream of dancing under it*
Destiny of Love - the bg hum gives me chills

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

My New Fave Layer

Whisper thin striped turtleneck: The Gap
A soft staple, with the addition of stylish stripes, makes for a perfect layering piece.
Fabric Care:
* 100% Cotton
* Machine Wash
* Imported
*Soft and comfortable subtly striped knit cotton.
*Long sleeves, turtleneck.
*Fitted silhouette.

PS. the yellow and the red above are on my xmas wishlist!

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Be Thankful not HATEFUL!!!

No shit sherlock, of course I'm thanksful for God, family and friends. But I'm going to list the othe thingies i give thanks for. My Top 10 for you bitchez, in case ya'll question!

10. Sweet Breath peppermint drops - i suck on them, they are so so tasty.
09. Snow - ok not fully thankful. Buttt, "no snowboarding".
08. Forever21 - cutest & cheapest sweaters evarrr.
07. My Potato Salad - It's a hit, always a request. No cooking brainstorming!!
06. Twilight Soundtrack - fuel for my obsession, OME.
05.5 Extra Dirty Goose - serious business when i list this.
05. Wine - covers all kinds of moods.
04. Black Clothes - so sharp, so easy, leaves the bestest impression IMHO.
03. Scarves - truly glorious. my favorite accessory.
02. Edward Cullen - woahmance gawd. Coulda list Twilight Saga, but its' all about Edward!
01. ME BETCH!!! -i am thankful for being so diff. and yet relate-able. i so so awesome.

Have the happiest thanksgiving!!! And don't be one of those ASSHOLES that pass on dessert or seconds. Its the fucking holiday! Stuff your pie hole, momma said don't be stuck up!

Ewww, this soooo remids me of the time i used to read YM mag. Thats back when i was tween. On one of their holiday issues, they advised girls to "kindly" pass on certain sides and to "sneak" out and jog around the neighborhood. Go for a fucking JOG?!?, in the middle of fucking dinner?!? So silly, i woulda just told a bitch to kindly ask for seconds and sneak out to barf. Why couldnt they be honest. Hmm, maybe the kindly and the jogging was just code talk for eat and hurl. Grossness, blasphemy, that kinda talk makes me wanna slap a bitch. Why take food for granted? TSK TSK TSK. I will kindly take seconds and nap. But thats just me ^_^.

Drinking Red Wine

Herrow to all my hawt winos! No pun intended...watevarr, just wanted to share share share. Nothing but my lonely drinking and secret kareoke pretending :-x triggers me to post this hawt shit:

"I cannot play myself again,
I should just be my own best friend,
Not fuck myself in the head with stupid men"

Fuck yes, crackie knows what she singing about. I love how complex and fucked up her music is. May not fully relate, but i do enjoy me some crack music...'tis all!

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Excuse His Chola Beauty

HA! one of my favorite episodes of cops. Not like i watch them bust trailer park trollops anymore, my time is too precious to bother with such petty things like that. The skanks from Reno 911 are far more entertaining. Besides, First 48 is the new Cops! Above is the classiest tranny of all time and the cops just wanna bust our beloved Stephen cus he is trully chola brow royalty. Why couldn't they just excuse his beauty?

Why Guys Should Wear Scarves...

...And this is the reason; LEARN SOMETHING!!! Nuff' said. Thank you drive thruuuuu.


TRULY Glorious Breaking News:
Please call off ALL search parties stat. My little frenchie press has been located, and yes his name is Sebastian. Don't JUDGE! Poor thing was cold, lonely and dismembered, sadness. He is on the brightest road to recovery @Godspeed. I thank you all for your prayers. Sebastian sends his thanks as well. He can't wait to get reunited with Expresso.

Monday, November 24, 2008

New Moon gets the Green Light!

After the truly glorious success of Twilight's opening day and midnight screenings ($35.7 mil), Summit has announced they will move forward on the production of the sequel "New Moon". I take pride in my contribution, or investment by admitting that i watched it a second time last night ^_^. This rounds up Twilight's big opening weekend closing at $70.5 domestically!

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Don't Faint

Snowed In: WOOT

The lovely upstate NY weather is in full control of my mood today. I will not be leaving the house to hunt (weggies) for breakfast. Two verrry verrry frustrating things got in the way of my awesome meal meditating:
  1. OUT of EGGS!!! how in the world did this happen :-(
  2. Missing MY French Press!!! a bounty has been put on the head of the culprit who got their filthy hands on it! Fucker!
While the weeping and desperation (caffeine withdrawal) echo thru the house, my brain goes for plan b. Substituting. After much deliberation, I end up dipping mini wheat pitas in hot cocoa. Truly, Mini Wheat Pitas are absolutely the best creation since Dirty Goose. They are absolutely glorious!!!

Seriously, the possibilities are endless! While i did not want to be creative today, i will share some of my faves i like to stuff in them:
  1. PB & Nutella. You will thank me for this one, TRUST.
  2. Honey walnut cream cheese
  3. Chicken or Tuna Salad.
  4. Cream Cheese and Sun Dried Tomatoes.
  5. Crab Dip
  6. Spinach & Artichoke Dip
  7. Pesto!!!

SOOOOO it looks like a cleaning day to me. Ahhh, Lysol and Clorox here I come.

Music = Life: Iron & Wine "Flightless Bird, American Mouth"

One of my latest additions to "repeat" mode. One of those sweet confusing songs. A must have for your emo days. Personally, the song can give you a tooth ache. Although is thought to be about a "Dubbya & Lost America", you decide...

Iron & Wine - Flightless Bird, American Mouth
Click title to listen

I was a quick wet boy, diving too deep for coins
All of your street light eyes wide on my plastic toys
Then when the cops closed the fair, I cut my long baby hair
Stole me a dog-eared map and called for you everywhere

Have I found you
Flightless bird, jealous, weeping or lost you, American mouth
Big pill looming

Now I'm a fat house cat
Nursing my sore blunt tongue
Watching the warm poison rats curl through the wide fence cracks
Kissing on magazine photos
Those fishing lures thrown in the cold
And clean blood of Christ mountain stream

Have I found you
Flightless bird, grounded, bleeding or lost you, American mouth
Big pill stuck going down

Friday, November 21, 2008


Ahhh, the morning after...I left my FM transmitter in the teggy, which is now hibernating, so i now commute in the winter car wit NOTHING to listen to. Me hates the radio.

Anysidetracking, regardless of my POV on the movie adaptation, i still have the Twilight jitters. So in pop my headphones to listen to the second 1/2 of the Eclipse audiobook as i drive my TwiTwatter self to work thru what it seemed like a snow storm. It was chillaxing...Oooookay, back to Edward! Regardless of wat critics and the tweens say, the movie is alllllll about Edward. If you keep this in mind, the movie ticket would seem a smart investment.

The Pros:
  1. Edward: um enough said...
  2. Comedy: suprisingly funny. If you read the book, you will laugh harder in these comedic moments. If you had not, it still hysterics.
  3. Lots of eye candy: reffer to # 1
  4. GREAT Music: played well in the key moments. I was pleased.
  5. Alice: she is perfect!
  6. Acting: w/one exception, all did a great job. RPattz exceeded expecations outshining his co-star (that was expected ^_^).
  7. Kissing Scene: took me by surpise...SOOO LEFT FIELD. Ended strongly, be warned!

The Cons:

  1. Woahmance Factor: not as strong as the book.
  2. Bella: not impressed/moved by her performance.
  3. Emmett: was hilarious! But not enough of him T_T
  4. Where did that chapter go?: key points of the book that make this story were altogether gone! Gone gone gone!!! UNACCEPTABLE!
  5. Edward: he isn't real, sadness. There is no one real that is like him. *sigh*, wat does a girl hav to do/give up to derserve/have a man like that?!?
  6. Kissing Scene: didn't happen like it should have. Reffer to #2.

With all that said, id still hit the theatre again! It was kewl to stay up late on a work night. Eh, its TGIF. I have the weekend to rest. Pple were waiting in the theatre since 6pmyesterday afternoon. Um yeah, im not that dedicated. Seeing all the Twilighters was fun tho. AND THANK THE HEAVENS no one got up to go peepee times during the movie. That woulda irked. 'Tis all, BBL!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Twi-Harding @ its' Bestest!

Ok betchez, it's time for effin Twilight Mania. My nerves have officially started the countdown...

Anycrazy, my besties and I will be having dirtys before the opening show. More than ever will I be paying extra attention to my intake. OME, I will be super dissapointed if i pass out before the 2 hours are up. tsk tsk. OME!!! All these jitters are unacceptable. My heart is so so crumbling in the hands of this woahmantic tale of this doomed twat. I will leave you wit a shot of my most anticipated scene. And it's shocking how good Rob looks with his eyes closed...Gosh, make up and hair stylists are miracles for low maintance and untidy hair actors. Ahh, its so magical...err no pun intended.