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Wat kinda grammary is "Artistry"?!?

The hell in Snooopjibberish was Kara (sp?) last night on idol babbling about?!? I know its a WORD but was all the repetition really needed? Seriously, i was waiting for Gaycrest to snap at her with a STFU and a SONABFOA!!! If you are having trouble figuring out what that stands for, i will give you a hint. S is for Suck and BFO is for Big Fat One.

Someone needs to hand over a thesorus (sp?) to our new judge so she doesnt sound so dumb & irritating. EOR!!! If you are also having problems with this last one, it starts with End and ends with Rant.

Dictionary & spell check, i neeeedz it!

The Hawtest G in Hollywood

...and if you say otherwise you are just a straight up lie telling hater! Johnny is the epitome of ageless man pretty. He will be the most desired and lusted pepaw evar. Take that Sean Connery (sp? too lazy to go check) and the bonds that followed! I can't imagine what his offspring and their offspring would have to go thru. It is one thing if your friend wants to fuck your dad, but your besty wanting to sexy it up with your grandpa is a whole nother level of pimperish.

I am normally a weakling for full lips pink lips on a guy, which J here does not posses BUT he holds the prestigious exception. Yeah i super generous and can compromise. From history we know Johnny likes them skinny and euro. *runs to corner and sobs hysterically muttering fatty to herself* What a bummer. Johnnyboy, i would give up chocolate and cupcakes for you. I promise! Yeah he is that HAWT...dont be a hater!

Thank You Drive Thru

May fans all over the world drool over this fan made poster, it is truly glorious. The only official thing about this is the head and the logo. We all know the fakery of the body and location!!! Still swoon worthy, thumbs up and a cyber gold aluminum star for a job well done.