Be Thankful not HATEFUL!!!

No shit sherlock, of course I'm thanksful for God, family and friends. But I'm going to list the othe thingies i give thanks for. My Top 10 for you bitchez, in case ya'll question!

10. Sweet Breath peppermint drops - i suck on them, they are so so tasty.
09. Snow - ok not fully thankful. Buttt, "no snow...no snowboarding".
08. Forever21 - cutest & cheapest sweaters evarrr.
07. My Potato Salad - It's a hit, always a request. No cooking brainstorming!!
06. Twilight Soundtrack - fuel for my obsession, OME.
05.5 Extra Dirty Goose - serious business when i list this.
05. Wine - covers all kinds of moods.
04. Black Clothes - so sharp, so easy, leaves the bestest impression IMHO.
03. Scarves - truly glorious. my favorite accessory.
02. Edward Cullen - woahmance gawd. Coulda list Twilight Saga, but its' all about Edward!
01. ME BETCH!!! -i am thankful for being so diff. and yet relate-able. i so so awesome.

Have the happiest thanksgiving!!! And don't be one of those ASSHOLES that pass on dessert or seconds. Its the fucking holiday! Stuff your pie hole, momma said don't be stuck up!

Ewww, this soooo remids me of the time i used to read YM mag. Thats back when i was tween. On one of their holiday issues, they advised girls to "kindly" pass on certain sides and to "sneak" out and jog around the neighborhood. Go for a fucking JOG?!?, in the middle of fucking dinner?!? So silly, i woulda just told a bitch to kindly ask for seconds and sneak out to barf. Why couldnt they be honest. Hmm, maybe the kindly and the jogging was just code talk for eat and hurl. Grossness, blasphemy, that kinda talk makes me wanna slap a bitch. Why take food for granted? TSK TSK TSK. I will kindly take seconds and nap. But thats just me ^_^.

Drinking Red Wine

Herrow to all my hawt winos! No pun intended...watevarr, just wanted to share share share. Nothing but my lonely drinking and secret kareoke pretending :-x triggers me to post this hawt shit:

Amy Winehouse - Tears Dry on Their Own

"I cannot play myself again,
I should just be my own best friend,
Not fuck myself in the head with stupid men"

Fuck yes, crackie knows what she singing about. I love how complex and fucked up her music is. May not fully relate, but i do enjoy me some crack music...'tis all!

Excuse His Chola Beauty

HA! one of my favorite episodes of cops. Not like i watch them bust trailer park trollops anymore, my time is too precious to bother with such petty things like that. The skanks from Reno 911 are far more entertaining. Besides, First 48 is the new Cops! Above is the classiest tranny of all time and the cops just wanna bust our beloved Stephen cus he is trully chola brow royalty. Why couldn't they just excuse his beauty?

Why Guys Should Wear Scarves...

...And this is the reason; LEARN SOMETHING!!! Nuff' said. Thank you drive thruuuuu.

I FOUND SEBASTIAN

TRULY Glorious Breaking News:
Please call off ALL search parties stat. My little frenchie press has been located, and yes his name is Sebastian. Don't JUDGE! Poor thing was cold, lonely and dismembered, sadness. He is on the brightest road to recovery @Godspeed. I thank you all for your prayers. Sebastian sends his thanks as well. He can't wait to get reunited with Expresso.

New Moon gets the Green Light!

After the truly glorious success of Twilight's opening day and midnight screenings ($35.7 mil), Summit has announced they will move forward on the production of the sequel "New Moon". I take pride in my contribution, or investment by admitting that i watched it a second time last night ^_^. This rounds up Twilight's big opening weekend closing at $70.5 domestically!

Don't Faint

Snowed In: WOOT

The lovely upstate NY weather is in full control of my mood today. I will not be leaving the house to hunt (weggies) for breakfast. Two verrry verrry frustrating things got in the way of my awesome meal meditating:

1. OUT of EGGS!!! how in the world did this happen :-(
   
2. Missing MY French Press!!! a bounty has been put on the head of the culprit who got their filthy hands on it! Fucker!
   

While the weeping and desperation (caffeine withdrawal) echo thru the house, my brain goes for plan b. Substituting. After much deliberation, I end up dipping mini wheat pitas in hot cocoa. Truly, Mini Wheat Pitas are absolutely the best creation since Dirty Goose. They are absolutely glorious!!!

Seriously, the possibilities are endless! While i did not want to be creative today, i will share some of my faves i like to stuff in them:

1. PB & Nutella. You will thank me for this one, TRUST.
2. Honey walnut cream cheese
3. Chicken or Tuna Salad.
4. Cream Cheese and Sun Dried Tomatoes.
5. Crab Dip
6. Spinach & Artichoke Dip
7. Pesto!!!

SOOOOO it looks like a cleaning day to me. Ahhh, Lysol and Clorox here I come.

Music = Life: Iron & Wine "Flightless Bird, American Mouth"

One of my latest additions to "repeat" mode. One of those sweet confusing songs. A must have for your emo days. Personally, the song can give you a tooth ache. Although is thought to be about a "Dubbya & Lost America", you decide...

Iron & Wine - Flightless Bird, American Mouth
Click title to listen

I was a quick wet boy, diving too deep for coins
All of your street light eyes wide on my plastic toys
Then when the cops closed the fair, I cut my long baby hair
Stole me a dog-eared map and called for you everywhere

Have I found you
Flightless bird, jealous, weeping or lost you, American mouth
Big pill looming

Now I'm a fat house cat
Nursing my sore blunt tongue
Watching the warm poison rats curl through the wide fence cracks
Kissing on magazine photos
Those fishing lures thrown in the cold
And clean blood of Christ mountain stream

Have I found you
Flightless bird, grounded, bleeding or lost you, American mouth
Big pill stuck going down

IT'S ALL ABOUT EDWARD

Ahhh, the morning after...I left my FM transmitter in the teggy, which is now hibernating, so i now commute in the winter car wit NOTHING to listen to. Me hates the radio.

Anysidetracking, regardless of my POV on the movie adaptation, i still have the Twilight jitters. So in pop my headphones to listen to the second 1/2 of the Eclipse audiobook as i drive my TwiTwatter self to work thru what it seemed like a snow storm. It was chillaxing...Oooookay, back to Edward! Regardless of wat critics and the tweens say, the movie is alllllll about Edward. If you keep this in mind, the movie ticket would seem a smart investment.

The Pros:

1. Edward: um enough said...
2. Comedy: suprisingly funny. If you read the book, you will laugh harder in these comedic moments. If you had not, it still hysterics.
3. Lots of eye candy: reffer to # 1
4. GREAT Music: played well in the key moments. I was pleased.
5. Alice: she is perfect!
6. Acting: w/one exception, all did a great job. RPattz exceeded expecations outshining his co-star (that was expected ^_^).
7. Kissing Scene: took me by surpise...SOOO LEFT FIELD. Ended strongly, be warned!

The Cons:

1. Woahmance Factor: not as strong as the book.
2. Bella: not impressed/moved by her performance.
3. Emmett: was hilarious! But not enough of him T_T
4. Where did that chapter go?: key points of the book that make this story were altogether gone! Gone gone gone!!! UNACCEPTABLE!
5. Edward: he isn't real, sadness. There is no one real that is like him. *sigh*, wat does a girl hav to do/give up to derserve/have a man like that?!?
6. Kissing Scene: didn't happen like it should have. Reffer to #2.

With all that said, id still hit the theatre again! It was kewl to stay up late on a work night. Eh, its TGIF. I have the weekend to rest. Pple were waiting in the theatre since 6pmyesterday afternoon. Um yeah, im not that dedicated. Seeing all the Twilighters was fun tho. AND THANK THE HEAVENS no one got up to go peepee times during the movie. That woulda irked. 'Tis all, BBL!

Twi-Harding @ its' Bestest!

Ok betchez, it's time for effin Twilight Mania. My nerves have officially started the countdown...

Anycrazy, my besties and I will be having dirtys before the opening show. More than ever will I be paying extra attention to my intake. OME, I will be super dissapointed if i pass out before the 2 hours are up. tsk tsk. OME!!! All these jitters are unacceptable. My heart is so so crumbling in the hands of this woahmantic tale of this doomed twat. I will leave you wit a shot of my most anticipated scene. And it's shocking how good Rob looks with his eyes closed...Gosh, make up and hair stylists are miracles for low maintance and untidy hair actors. Ahh, its so magical...err no pun intended.