WTF is thisss?

...and what did she do with the big frog mouth Jessica Simpson? Silly moi, why do i bother asking, she ate her! Too easy.

Better Late Than NEVER

So yeah this ho gets to keep his job by gaining 26 lbs...

It was anounced on 1/7/09 but i didn't think the news was that exciting. Hopefully i will be bitign my tongue once i get to watch the movie. Dont get my judgementally butt wrong. I DOOOO see the potential. Kid is adorable and his lack of experience with girls is ideal for the role. In other news...its all about Edward @ the end of the day. HAA!

Anypedo, Boy is 16, which is totally creepy how these old ass hags swoon over him. It's damn wrong! It's ok to sweat Edward, he is over 100 years old keke. But seriously, Taylor's mom must get herself a gat stat! These pedocougs want to be imprinted on, TRUST!

Congrats Taylor! Your innocense, immaturity and virginity will do Jacob Black justice in New Moon!

HAWT Piece Alert

AI totally delivered. The creamier Castro brother Michael. Some dirty mouthed twat spilled the beans and rumor has it that Mikey here was let go in week 2 of hollywood tryouts, and that he sucked.

Michael totally strikes me as the guitly pleasure douchebag. You know, the one you secretly dream about havng a onenighter with? Argh, i'd totally back out. He is the type i roll my eyes on in person had i the chance to meet. Something tells me Mikey does not like to cuddle after sexy times.

Thus, if he'd tried to approach me, intoxicated or not, i'll play the "i gotta man" card. He'll say "watcha man gotta do wit it?", and you see where im going with this...and then i go home and dream abotu his hawtness. (insert loser smiley here). Besides, i cant stand a guy who thinks he looks better than me. May the hairdressing gods bless you thru your existence Michael.

Out wit the stomach flu

I have living on saltine crackers and jell-o. Its not human!

They Should Make it 5 Dics ^_^

Music = Life: Muse "Starlight"

Muse "Starlight"

Far away

This ship is taking me far away

Far away from the memories

Of the people who care if I live or die

Starlight

I will be chasing a starlight

Until the end of my life

I dont know if it’s worth it anymore

Hold you in my arms

I just wanted to

Hold you in my arms

My life

You electrify my life

Let's conspire to ignite

All the souls that would die just to feel alive

I’ll never let you go

If you promise not to fade away

Never fade away...

Our hopes and expectations

Black holes and revelations

Our hopes and expectations

Black holes and revelations

Hold you in my arms

I just wanted to

Hold you in my arms

Far away

This ship is taking me far away

Far away from the memories

Of the people who care if I live or die

I’ll never let you go

If you promise not to fade away

Never fade away...

Our hopes and expectations

Black holes and revelations

Our hopes and expectations

Black holes and revelations

Hold you in my arms

I just wanted to

Hold you in my arms

I just wanted to hold...

HAPPY W/E YOU CELEBRATE!

HEY HEY HEY!!! Wow it's been a while. With all the relatives and festivities, i was too good and not to be bothered with such things like posting...I KIDD I KIDD. Don't get your chonies in a fat bunch.

Anyholiday, without firther neglection...I would like to post my tops for 2009!

2009 Kick OFF Track - Prodigy "Smack my Bitch Up"; heard this and brought on all kinds of fun memories. Yupp i so danced my happy butt off. I was in a trance...no pun intended.

Colors: WARM colors are this year's trend. Stick with oranges, peaches and pinks. (I will rock my gray, black and white til snow stops but i have a cute bright scarf ;-D)

Music: Despite my year kick off super duper song, this year my ipod will be full of calm tunes. PEACE LOVE AND HARMONY!!!

Concerts: My goal is to hit up every concert that i want to attend regardless of the date!

Me: I would like, or rather my year resolution is to take better care of myself and my surroundings. Too many things apply so the first sentence sums it up.

Overall: 2009 is the year for chillaxing. Everything is simplicity and serenity. Good thing because i will be putting my new acquired gutar to fully fufill this. Ill be playing songs of love while i so so love my neighbor!!! LOVE THY NEIGHBOR BITCHEZ!

Happy 2009 to you all!