50 Shades of Lame

Fifty Shades Darker by E.L. James
My rating: 1 of 5 stars

Sequel to an over the top silly story about a 21 year old virgin turned anorexic nympho, who oddly enough cooks well, and a young sadistic billionaire turned sappy puppy in a period of 5 weeks.

It is not that the book is poorly written. The tale is just that poor. There is absolutely nothing appealing about this 'love story'. These characters aren't interesting despite being 'desirable' by...wait for it...everyone...and envied by all. But OH NO...they are self loathing and insecure! How could this be?!? They are perfect! You don't even know!

Ana's sub-conscience should quit that chit. Her 'inner goddess' is just the same useless twat.

Christian is a double-standard disturbed certifiable with too much money.

Also, these characters have too much sexy times and not nearly enough showers. If you are tired of boring pr0n and rather visualize said boring pr0n, the lame cliches, and the failed story plots..then '50 Shades of Lame' are the books for you.

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