The Nommiest Treat a 5'7-8ish Package COULD EVER HOLD!!

Who knew NFL was worth watching?!?
..I still don't think it is...but Danny Woodhead is worth every quarter and pending doom seconds of any game, scrimmage and watever other ESPN terminology there is that I am epic-failing to know and use.

Oh Dear Danny...you have my undivided attention. Never had Nebraska bred eye candy and can honestly say and believe whole-♥-edly that you are certainly the yummiest...and you can take that all the way to the motherchucking bank.

Oh Danny, Oh Danny...there are more than 39 reasons, more than 39 ways...I wish I can write a song about you Taylor style...though it would probably turn more like the Perry Farrell variety...or Uncle Luke...pending mood and wording *wink*, *wink*

Keeping up with Taylors is hard

But I have brought you another reason to like Taylors. And really, this is my only reason to like Taylors. Actually, this is the HBIC of Taylors. The Don Dadda messiah himself of the Taylors. There isn't a better Taylor alive! And I am not counting our lady of Britain Elizabeth. She is disqualified and in a league of her own Taylors. I'm talking about the second (but not unnoticed/uncredited) hottie from that $2 mess movie "The Covenant" Taylor Kitsch. I'll praise his light again..TAYLOR effinKITSCH!!!

Dewd perspires perfect hawtness. And I mean the attractive kind. I can smell his dark spices from this side of the monitor. Picturing his indulgence while reading Lover Enshrined makes me wanna unload a sig between Cormia's eye balls...true, feel me? Eh, I take that back. Both Phury and that lame chosen are beyond boring prudes. But i guess i'll just have to take one for the team and concentrate how to corrupt this sexy square. HEY now, there may not be an I in team but there is a M and an E!!! Same applies to "MINE" and doncha fuhrgeit!. Srsly girls, I don't mind. Just let me at him solo. I prrromise to give him back when im bored okay! Oh ya, and naturally, he was an Abercrombie model...of course he was. And the only thing better than boys in books is shirtless hawtness so enjoy!

Just Cause it's Friday

Who knew Jack Dawson would grow up to be such a handsome 'dish'. I am not sure if this shot is 'Billy Costigan' (The Departed), but that was my absoeffinfave Leo performance with the eye diabetes. I like older LDC. Kinda like McDreamy. Again, who knew these lanky guys with major face grease would be the cause of panty creamer epidemics?!? Our grown boy here is into GET THIS...partying and chillaxing in warm places with models...I know, SHOCKING! boo-hoo. He maaaay beeee the Johnny Depp of his generation. BUT HE IS NO JOHNNY! So i wouldn't extensdiet for him. I do have humility-c'mon on now...and then i bend it. Cause who I'm i kidding. Most skanks will still let him hit it sidewayz.

Steven Strait Stars...

In the biggest and most prestigious role yet...the man in my DREAMS! Yes thats is correct, IN my dreams, not OF my dreams. Don't get it twisted. My beloved Caleb here got the perfect lips to my standards, them piercing dark bedroom eyes, that pearly killer smile, and to NOT go unnoticed, because that would be blasphemy, THAT HAWT BOD!!! Seriously cannot deny his beautifabuloussnificence.

And if you disagree, u are either:

a. sight impared,

b. have receptive aphasia

c. have a bad case of male beauty phobia

d. are unable to distinguish glorious from ugly

e. are a man who is not in touch with his sexuality and in medical serious denial

f. just a hater

g. ALL OF THE ABOVE!

All i want for xmas is Caleb Danvers with a fat side of Edward Cullen and i will sleep like a baby. Insomnia finally cured. Here is a ferociously terrific montage dedicated to satisfy my strongest eye candy craving. Eh, gimmie a couple of days and i'll be over him ^_^